You know what I hate? Besides the rest of it? Arts commissions! "But Commie Girl!" you're whining in your usual fuddle, "Arts commissions are full of people who care about art and want to beautify our city! How could you take your usual shiv to them?" Easy! Arts commissions are full of ...
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"Office of the Presidency, respect it, blah blah whatever you're supposed to say right here blah," but I hope I would have wagged a finger in W.'s face if I'd had the opportunity. So good for Jan Brewer for stepping to Bama. And yet: She is among the more delusional of ...
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1. The Dowager Countess. 2. The valet. 3. The blonde chick who's into the valet. 4. The redheaded chick who left to be a secretary last season. 5. The evil lady's maid, who is evil. 6. The butler and the housekeeper (tie!) who are decent and weird. 7. The one sister with the lips. 8. The other ...
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Perhaps, like me, you didn’t know nor care too much about SOPA/PIPA (Stop the Online Piracy Act, and the other one), but believed your friends on the left when they hyperventilated that it would be the end of the Internet, and thus the world. (And like me you noticed their ...
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UPDATE: And ... meh. The face to Romney about not knowing what he's talking about was a nice bit of shiv. But Bama's not gonna be able to laundry list his way through the campaign. He needs to start now. WHO's so excited for the SOTU? You are? ME TOO! Let's hope ...
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A week in Havana while the Castros still reign
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A prophetic 2006 trip through the Orange County housing market, in which I explain how it will all come crashing down.
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Schwarzenegger is kind of like the great and powerful Oz, if Dorothy hadn't actually tried to find him, but had gone to Chops for an Absolut instead.
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