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In which I predict the housing crash in 2006, and get super mad about it!

Capitol Punishment

Arnold Schwarzenegger is like the great and powerful Wizard of Oz, if Dorothy had never actually tried to find him, and went to Chops for an Absolut instead.

Careless People

I have met the Real Housewives of OC, and they are not us.

The Church of Phil

Let Phil Shane’s love lift you higher and higher.

Semper Fidel

One week in Havana while the Castros still reign

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