Welcome to Stanton

In which I predict the housing crash in 2006, and get super mad about it!

Capitol Punishment

Arnold Schwarzenegger is like the great and powerful Wizard of Oz, if Dorothy had never actually tried to find him, and went to Chops for an Absolut instead.

Careless People

I have met the Real Housewives of OC, and they are not us.

The Church of Phil

Let Phil Shane’s love lift you higher and higher.

Semper Fidel

One week in Havana while the Castros still reign

Popular Posts

Advice to My Teenage

* Stop texting your girlfriend. * Don't have anything to do? ...

How an Awesome and P

So I guess I gave it away right there in ...

Arts Commissions Are

You know what I hate? Besides the rest of it? ...

What's New, Commie G

I have a new boyfriend. He is a handsome young ...

A Letter to Presiden

Dear President Obama, I am writing to you from a stretcher ...

Sponsors